Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
whose ass print is on the piano?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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