Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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