Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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