I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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