I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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