so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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