So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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