It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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