She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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