Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
two words...techno handjob
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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