If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
How does one acquire holy water?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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