i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Ladies don't puke and tell
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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