In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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