Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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