: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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