Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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