I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
How external is "for external use only"?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
