i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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