You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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