They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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