we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Come on in and take your pants off
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