So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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