i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
this boner is exhausting
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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