OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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