I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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