and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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