found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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