dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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