Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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