whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
4 words: hood of his car
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think your dad took our porno
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
