I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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