How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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