just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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