we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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