Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You ruined the universe
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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