my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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