Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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