he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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