Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm always down for nudity.
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