so that wasnt chicken after all
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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