Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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