I must be too annoying 4 u.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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