Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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