my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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