she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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