She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
So squirting runs in the family.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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