She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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