To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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