i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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