he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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