I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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