i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian