I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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