i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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